This just in:
A NEW WINE FOR SENIOR CITIZENS
California vintners in the Napa Valley, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.
This new wine will be produced as:
PINOT MOR
[via Ellen]
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